My office has the Best Things Ever

Mac thinks that the window in my office has the best smell-o-vision, and frequently of a morning makes the request that I open it. (I do. When he asks politely.) Next to the window is the shredder, that Eats Paper! He will come running from the other side of the house when he hears it start up, and is quite ready to fight it. If he can figure out what it is. But the latest Best Thing Ever is the printer, because it spits out actual stuff from somewhere invisible. Maybe from another dimension. Now he's gotten bored and is eating the cucumbers from the turtle food.