I'm sure Mac was helping

I've learned to ignore clunks in the night, and it's just as well. I discovered this morning that Mac doesn't like 70% pure dark chocolate bars from Theo Chocolate. How did I discern this, you ask? We left out on our coffee table our paper bag containing the last few bars of our haul from our factory tour of Theo Chocolate in Seattle the previous weekend. The clunk I heard last night appears to have been this bag landing on the floor, by some mysterious means unknown. Mac, being helpful, appears to have examined the 70% pure dark chocolate bar (ignoring the two chili chocolate bars), even going to far as to open the paper wrapper at one end, just to make sure it survived its fall intact. Or mostly intact. The bar appears mostly unhurt, and unlicked, and unbitten, which is just as well since I'm sure Mac knows that chocolate is bad for cats.