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[klwilliams]

Apparently, if you are a turtle (named G'Kwan) it is necessary to pee all over the floor before fighting yourself in the reflection on the garbage can.

(I think he didn't pee so much as release his reserve bladder, which turtles do as part of their fight/flight response to make them lighter.)

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[desperance.livejournal.com]

Okay, I guess that'd make sense. Like a camel's hump, sorta thing. (And here's me thinking other people are weird...)

[klwilliams.livejournal.com]

That's also why the turtles climb into the water bowl. They drink through their mouths first, then climb in to fill the spare bladder (and empty other orifices). Yes, they drink through their butts.

[edanam.livejournal.com]

ewww. just ewww.