Why I will never win the lottery
May. 23rd, 2004 10:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Because my magic skill is to pick the winners that are already known, i.e. scratchers. Once again, I called it in advance, and said that a particular scratcher in a choice of about sixteen would win, and I won $79.