My office has the Best Things Ever

[klwilliams]

Mac thinks that the window in my office has the best smell-o-vision, and frequently of a morning makes the request that I open it. (I do. When he asks politely.) Next to the window is the shredder, that Eats Paper! He will come running from the other side of the house when he hears it start up, and is quite ready to fight it. If he can figure out what it is. But the latest Best Thing Ever is the printer, because it spits out actual stuff from somewhere invisible. Maybe from another dimension. Now he's gotten bored and is eating the cucumbers from the turtle food.

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[desperance.livejournal.com]

(I do. When he asks politely.)

I should perhaps note that his notion of "politely" is to bat at the blind until Karen raises it, and then bat at the window-glass until she opens it. What his notion of "rudely" would be, I dread to think...

[aberwyn.livejournal.com]

Cucumbers? Amazing tastes, that cat has!

[xrian.livejournal.com]

Printers do whirr most attractively -- mine unfortunately has its on-off switch on the top, and Blackberry has thoughtfully turned it off for me several times.

Flatbed scanners, OTOH, are WARM and make very nice places to doze when the weather is chilly.

[madbaker.livejournal.com]

Galen likewise is fascinated by our printer. His method of watching it is to jump onto the desk, between my body and the keyboard.
...Good thing I'm a touch typist.

[kahnegabs.livejournal.com]

Aren't cats such fun to watch?

[al-zorra.livejournal.com]

"Now he's gotten bored and is eating the cucumbers from the turtle food."

You made me snarff!

Er, Mac did it!

Love, C.

[equesgal.livejournal.com]

My cat loves my fax machine. Go figure. LOL

[dame-cordelia.livejournal.com]

My cats prefer to get in my lap so that they pin my arms down. Makes getting my hands on the keyboard a bit difficult.

Fortunately they don't have much interest in the printer.