I am mighty.

[klwilliams]

I could survive for 1 minute, 19 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Comments

[kateelliott.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. This is great.
I last 1 minute 3 seconds.

[branna.livejournal.com]

You both have me beat by many seconds.

Whoopee!

[kahnegabs.livejournal.com]

I could survive for 1 minute, 28 seconds!

I think that comes from my bloodthirsty childhood. There were many fights to near death with my brother! No rules!

[seamoose.livejournal.com]

You beat me by 3 seconds, but I am a wimp.

[maeve-the-red.livejournal.com]

You are indeed mighty. I stole this for my LJ but I'm too embarrassed to tell you how pathetic my survival chances were.

[darcyjavanne.livejournal.com]

1 minute 9 seconds... Hmph! It's because I'm short... Yep. That must be it.

[ppfuf.livejournal.com]

54 seconds. Probabaly a lot less, really.
BTW, I like your new icon.

[sci-o-biscuits.livejournal.com]

32 seconds

And I know that this is a grossly inflated estimate of how long I would survive.

What would you do if the raptor bit off your arm? It was a tough choice between "beat him over the head with the arm" and "try to strangle him with the chain."