Why I will never win the lottery

[klwilliams]

Because my magic skill is to pick the winners that are already known, i.e. scratchers. Once again, I called it in advance, and said that a particular scratcher in a choice of about sixteen would win, and I won $79.

Comments

[maryosmanski.livejournal.com]

It may not be multimillions, but it's still money you didn't have before!