My aunt had melanoma, and my mother keeps getting pre-cancerous spots on her face from years of gardening outdoors, so I'm careful about things like moles. Today I had one on the left side of face removed. It's currently under a Bandaid (I have no guilt about referring to bandages of this sort by their non-generic term, since I only ever use Bandaid brand), and the local anesthetic has only just started to wear off, but I'm not looking forward to a scar in the middle of my face. It will fade eventually, but still. The middle of my face.
I think ice cream is called for. And wine.
I think ice cream is called for. And wine.